Yesterday I witnessed Ohana’s first serious fight. Most afternoons Ohana and I go for a walk around the complex (she thinks she’s a dog). While we were out enjoying the sun, we bumped into Romeo’s owner. Romeo is Ohana’s friend.
After a while, another cat approached us… there was something about this cat I didn’t like.
While we weren’t paying attention the strange cat approached Ohana.
Out of nowhere the crazy assh*le cat jumped on Ohana and bit her while pulling out balls of fluff (literally the size of tennis balls) with its claws!
Next thing, Romeo got involved, smacked the assh*le cat and in a matter of seconds, they all took off at lightning speeds!
This was when I realized I was definitely not made for running…
… and at that exact moment, my butt felt bigger than JLO, Nicki Minaj and Beyonce combined!
It felt like the whole world was holding me down.
Ohana managed to outrun the assh*le cat long before I managed to catch up.